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As I’m sure other bloggers can attest, as a blog increases in popularity, the number of comments goes up. These including spammy ones, since cyberbots apparently constantly trawl the web, “commenting” on the sites of others in the hopes of eliciting backlinks.

Luckily, these are not automatically posted on the site itself. I have the choice to approve or disapprove of any comment that comes in, in the backend of the site. And Vixen on the Loose has quite the sexy backend, if I do say so myself.

Thus it is that I often find myself perusing such insightful comments as:

 

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This image gets the prize for creepiest-yet-somehow-most-appropriate-for-this-entry, prize.

As you can see, many of these challenge the reader to interpret their meaning, much as a 9^th grader must interpret Faulkner. Questions asked by both usually progress from: “Am I missing something?” to, “There must be some hidden meaning that is out of my league,” to, “Actually, maybe there’s just something seriously wrong with the author,” to the inevitable conclusion query: “Seriously, what the fuck is going on?”

Other notable comments that fall into this category:

From Banana Nut Muffin (literally, that was the name of the ‘person’ submitting):

 

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I always make an effort to watch out for brussels, as well – both the vegetable and the Belgian variety. Cheers to a fellow caution-taker!

 

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Yes, I know that both Betty and Veronica are all about managing investigations … especially of Archie and the rest of the crew. And you’re right: I am the one performing a tremendous job.

 

 

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I, too, get annoyed while people think about worries they just don’t know about … those pesky unidentified concerns are the worst. I also appreciate the accuracy with which you enunciated exactly how I will hit the nail: I will hit the nail upon the top. Honestly, though, my favorite part of this was: “will probably be back to get more.” Probably? That’s a little weak, dude, especially if you’re looking for a backlink. You might wanna try, “I’ll definitely be back, mothafucka’!”

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This is an example of one of those ones that make me wonder whether someone is posting comments, then translating them into Japanese, then from Japanese into Finnish, then back into English, in a terrible yet somehow gruesomely fascinating game of telephone. For example: “unwell unquestioningly come more formerly again as exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this hike.” Personally, I believe this was a haiku gone terribly, terribly wrong.

 

 

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There certainly is a bundle to identify. In your analysis, you may also come across a bushel and a peck.

 

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What is most interesting about this comment is the name of its sender: Letter form American Airways Scam. Clearly, the person couldn’t even spell that name correctly – I’m pretty sure they meant Letter from American Airways Scam. Hey, I don’t really like AA, either, bud. At least we found some common ground on that.

 

From Ivory Stonestreet:

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Thank you! Your encouragement is sure to have me keep functioning. And not expire. Also, there is a good chance that I will steal your name, Ivory Stonestreet, should I ever become the head writer of a soap opera.

 

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First of all, this was only an excerpt from this “comment,” which appeared to be a portion of a convoluted thesis on foreign currency. Secondly, I found it amusing that of everything included there, the only thing my brain attached itself to was the idea of the person misspelling Colombia … clearly the president of Columbia University will be having some tough choices with respect to remaining with the gold standard or tying the dinar to the euro.

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I am also ecstatic for Raymond! Everybody loves him. What exactly is he studying, by the way? I should probably acquire a degree in the same thing. And I am definitely on the same page with respect to the friendships I assist in engendering … they truly are unbelievably essential.

 

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I’m sorry – I couldn’t get past the first part, where you referred to your wife’s child. Your wife’s child – as in, your child? Or is this one of those word puzzle things where you’re supposed to get that the daughter of your grandmother’s husband’s uncle’s niece’s first cousin once removed, is actually you? I remember those from 8^th grade. Good times.

Also: you receive a bonus point for your randomly impeccable grammar there towards the end – “visitors’ expectations.” Not gonna lie – really wasn’t expecting that level of detail from either you or Evelyn. By the way, if she’s single, I’ve got a guy named Raymond I think she should meet.

 

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Again with the planning? What exactly are you people planning? Seriously – I think you all need to relax and go with the flow, unless by planning you’re referring to family planning, in which case I’m all for it. On the other hand, if the planning is intended to help create an event at which flavored lube will be a featured aspect, please count me in.

 

Right, well that’s it for this entry. Please don’t forget to leave an inane-yet-somehow-uncannily-poetic comment below!