Apr 28, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men, Women
It’s not that he has to pay… just if he doesn’t I think he’s a douche
Apr 23, 2012 | Dating, Sassy Blog, Sex, Women
The last time I was seduced he said almost nonchalantly, “Why don’t you take off your shoes?” Honestly, at that exact moment, I didn’t realize what was going on. I thought it was a strange request, given he didn’t normally care whether I had my shoes off in his house....
Apr 23, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
Best way to have me want to watch football with you: fuck me at halftime
Apr 22, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Women
It came as a shock when I realized that, in fact, I’m kind of a bitch
Apr 20, 2012 | Funny, Sassy Blog, Women
So there’s this guy. Who REALLY pissed me off. What did I do? Well, I’m a writer. I wrote a letter. Listen, people: the range of the human experience is as vast and ever-changing as the ocean. But most of us limit the full expression of ourselves. We deem...
Apr 2, 2012 | Haiku, Spirituality, Women
It would be so nice to curl up with someone now and not feel alone