Aug 11, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Sex
Makeup sex is the bonus of relationships that otherwise suck
Jul 27, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
When stressed, some people want to relax and unwind. I just want to fuck.
Jul 11, 2011 | Haiku, Sex, Spirituality, Women
It frustrates me that my body — not me — gets to choose who turns me on
Jul 5, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Sexiest gift I ever received: a rose and a box of Trojans Definition of “condom” according to Urban Dictionary: (be sure to read the last entry … it’s why I clipped this): A very smart invention to decrease the population...
Jul 5, 2011 | Sassy Blog, Sex, Women
I had really good sex the other night. He knew how to take his time and go slow. He knew what to do and when. He knew how to bite, how to thrust with his tongue, when to push and when to be gentle. It was perfect. The most striking thing to me was how smoothly it went...
Jul 4, 2011 | Dating, Haiku, Sex
Getting ripped off sucks unless you’re talking about getting clothes ripped off