Dec 17, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
The most repressed of all the repressed people are without doubt, Catholics
Dec 16, 2011 | Haiku, Sex
Is there anything better on this great earth than sex under the stars?
Dec 15, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Wow, UPS guy. “I’m down for the boys in brown.” is my new motto
Dec 14, 2011 | Haiku, Sex
I don’t want you to move quickly. I want you to make me burn for it
Dec 13, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Sex
Hamptons parties are a lot more fun once you fuck a cater waiter
Dec 6, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
Why am I frigging attracted to the bad boys, and not the good guys?