Jan 27, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Being a bridesmaid is a stressful proposal if you’ve fucked the groom
Jan 24, 2012 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Sex
We slept together. Now I feel attached to you. Fuck oxytocin.
Jan 19, 2012 | Haiku, Sex
Let’s huddle up by the fire together and pet like teenagers
Jan 15, 2012 | Haiku, Sex
The question is this: Why is it that sex always has to mean something?
Jan 12, 2012 | Haiku, Sex
My best fantasies are those in which I’m taken up against a wall
Dec 19, 2011 | Body Image, Funny, Sex
The only reason we didn’t fuck right there was social convention