Hate Sex

It’s midnight and I’m angry. I am very angry. I am so angry and confused and vulnerable that I’m quaking in my skin. I hate him. I hate him and I want him to come to my room and I’m sick of thinking about him. I’m tired of reaching out and I’ve gone over to his room...

Rated R for “Really!?”

I love my parents   but Jesus Christ, can’t they stay   quiet when they fuck?     [Or in the UK]:     I love my parents   but bloody hell, can’t they stay   quiet when they shag?...

Shove

Don’t push me unless you’re planning on pushing me up against a wall  

Ladi Dadi

How every guy would like every party to go: drink, meet, flirt, blow job!  

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