Apr 23, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
Best way to have me want to watch football with you: fuck me at halftime
Apr 20, 2012 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Sex
Other people go sport fishing for R&R. I go sport fucking.
Feb 22, 2012 | Being Single, Haiku, Sex, Women
Urban vixens know exactly how to make the concrete jungle roar
Feb 21, 2012 | Haiku, Sex, Women
I want to be teased fondled til sighs escape me. Can you handle that?
Feb 20, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
I want to kill you so I’m annoyed I also feel like jumping you
Feb 19, 2012 | Haiku, Sex, Spirituality, Women
I don’t care who I have sex with tonight, I just want it to be raw