Almost Maybe

Dude, my life is FULL of Almost Maybes right now. It’s killing me. You know what I’m talking about – that guy (or girl) with whom it almost maybe works, but doesn’t quite. It’s close to what you want without actually being it, which makes it even harder to let go of....

Incidental Sex

Some sex is meaningful. It means something when you finally sleep with that guy in your building you’ve been flirting with for months but never got the guts up to ask out. It means something when the girl from your kickball league you wanted from the moment you laid...

How NOT To Get Me To Sleep With You

A few months ago I was on vacation in Cancún with Veronica. More precisely, we were on vacation near Cancún. We spent exactly one day amongst the big hotels, with their sterile, overhyped, deserted feel (welcome to the effects of a global economy on the entirely...

Why I’m Not Married

According to Tracy McMillan, the reason I’m not married is that I’m a selfish, angry, shallow, lying, slut who deep down doesn’t feel like she’s good enough. In actuality, most of this is true for women — and men, for that matter —...

Objectified!

I recently dated a guy who was great on paper. Let’s call him Mike. He was smart, educated, funny, and talented in the bedroom (particularly with his mouth … mmm). We had a good time — a great time, even — but at the same time there was something … wrong. I couldn’t...

What I Know Now That I’m 30

Since I’ve been 30 for over a week now, I decided it was time to reflect on this monumental occasion in my young life. Here are a few of my reflections after three decades on this crazy planet: Reflection #10: I am impressed with myself for simply ‘getting...

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