Aug 24, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Sassy Blog, Sex
In case you missed it, a few weeks back I was on a definitive quest to get laid, so I posted a straightforward yet apparently intoxicatingly scintillating ad on Craigslists’s Casual Encounters section, which produced monumental results. In a stunning twist of fate,...
Aug 13, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Sassy Blog, Sex
A few weeks ago I was in a bad way – I really wanted to have sex. (This theme comes up a lot, doesn’t it?) The thing is, I have standards. I’m not just gonna go out and fuck anybody. They have to pass muster. (Please note the correct use of this expression … it’s...
Jul 28, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Men, Sassy Blog
Dude, what is it lately with me and older men!? I’ve never really gotten approached by them but I swear in the last month there has been an epidemic. To me, “older” in the romantic sense means over five years. Within a 5-year bracket, I can handle it. It makes sense....
Jul 5, 2011 | Sassy Blog, Sex, Women
I had really good sex the other night. He knew how to take his time and go slow. He knew what to do and when. He knew how to bite, how to thrust with his tongue, when to push and when to be gentle. It was perfect. The most striking thing to me was how smoothly it went...
Jun 4, 2011 | Being Single, Men, Sassy Blog, Spirituality, Women
So I met a boy. And I like this boy. But here’s the thing: he’s nice. I don’t want a nice boy. I want a real boy. I want a full boy. I want a boy who knows his depths, who is in touch with the part of him that would rape and pillage and kill. Not that I condone...
May 25, 2011 | Sassy Blog, Sex, Spirituality, Women
I just got done reading Lena Chen’s article “I Was The Harvard Harlot” on Mortifying Disclosures about her experience as a sex blogger, and my heart sank. I feel like crying. Starting this blog was supposed to be a form of creative self-expression. And the...