Sep 20, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men, Relationships
I want a divorce. Why? Cause I put a camera in our damn bedroom!
Sep 9, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Pushovers never get to the point of pushing her over the couch
Jul 15, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Pick-up lines are not evil in and of themselves. It’s who’s saying them.
Jul 13, 2012 | Men, Sassy Blog
A few months ago I was on vacation in Cancún with Veronica. More precisely, we were on vacation near Cancún. We spent exactly one day amongst the big hotels, with their sterile, overhyped, deserted feel (welcome to the effects of a global economy on the entirely...
Jun 29, 2012 | Dating, Men, Sassy Blog, Women
I recently dated a guy who was great on paper. Let’s call him Mike. He was smart, educated, funny, and talented in the bedroom (particularly with his mouth … mmm). We had a good time — a great time, even — but at the same time there was something … wrong. I couldn’t...
Jun 21, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men, Women
I’m single because the good lays can’t share feelings and sharers can’t fuck