May 22, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy, Men, Relationships, Sex
If you check that phone once more while we’re having sex I’ll cut off your balls
May 19, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy, Men, Relationships, Women
One thing Maria probably didn’t say to Arnold: “I’ll be back.”
May 19, 2011 | Being Single, Body Image, Dating, Haiku, Jealousy, Sex, Women
When she saunters in eyes follow her, just as they do when she walks out.