Mar 9, 2012 | Funny, Haiku
You’ve got a smartphone. So don’t tell me you didn’t get my damn email.
Mar 8, 2012 | Haiku, Relationships, Spirituality, Women
I could never say “I want you around because I’m just so lonely”
Mar 7, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Relationships, Women
Girls want to know you think of them more than just when they’re in front of you
Feb 22, 2012 | Being Single, Haiku, Sex, Women
Urban vixens know exactly how to make the concrete jungle roar
Feb 21, 2012 | Haiku, Sex, Women
I want to be teased fondled til sighs escape me. Can you handle that?
Feb 20, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
I want to kill you so I’m annoyed I also feel like jumping you