Apr 28, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men, Women
It’s not that he has to pay… just if he doesn’t I think he’s a douche
Apr 27, 2012 | Haiku, Men, Spirituality
I like my neighbor She’s so beautiful it hurts I’m scared to tell her
Apr 26, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
If she asks for a long-distance relationship you are really fucked.
Apr 25, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
I get that it’s tight and awkward. But no condom? No fucking way, dude.
Apr 23, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
Best way to have me want to watch football with you: fuck me at halftime
Apr 22, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Women
It came as a shock when I realized that, in fact, I’m kind of a bitch