May 18, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
I never told you this at the time, but you were my best booty call
May 14, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Hollywood actors: Want to keep the job? Don’t pet the boss’s cougar
May 13, 2012 | Dating, Haiku, Jealousy, Women
Seeing you with her is the first time that I have felt actual hate
May 12, 2012 | Haiku, Women
I’m the girl clubbing who nobody notices til she starts dancing
May 11, 2012 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Men
The worst pick-up line said slyly by the right man sure beats the reverse
May 10, 2012 | Funny, Haiku
John wants May. May wants Rick. Rick wants Pete. Pete’s a dog. From on high, God laughs.