May 19, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
I can’t decide who’s the bigger prick: Stalin or this IMF guy Because you know he’s fucked with or fucked over just as many people ...
May 18, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Men, Sex
What is the point of having a lawn if you can’t fuck the gardener?
May 16, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Haiku, Men, Women
I’m trying not to admit that when I see you I feel butterflies
May 16, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Funny, Haiku
So much in common! Like we were both alive for Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
May 16, 2011 | Haiku, Men, Relationships, Spirituality, Women
Sometimes all it takes is a single look, or touch to fall out of love