May 23, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Men, Sex, Women
Club Med: where grown-ups go to sit on a beach and fuck random people
May 22, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men, Women
It’s perplexing when I can’t tell whether he’s gay or just European
May 22, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy, Men, Relationships, Sex
If you check that phone once more while we’re having sex I’ll cut off your balls
May 22, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Haiku, Sex, Women
Like beams of pure sin when she walks into a room her eyes blaze for sex
May 19, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy, Men, Relationships, Women
One thing Maria probably didn’t say to Arnold: “I’ll be back.”
May 19, 2011 | Being Single, Body Image, Dating, Haiku, Jealousy, Sex, Women
When she saunters in eyes follow her, just as they do when she walks out.