Jul 4, 2011 | Dating, Haiku, Sex
Getting ripped off sucks unless you’re talking about getting clothes ripped off
Jun 27, 2011 | Dating, Haiku, Sex
Everything else pales – wine, drugs, even chocolate – to your skin on my skin
Jun 26, 2011 | Body Image, Funny, Haiku
Whenever a bout of low self-esteem kicks in, it’s shooting range time
Jun 25, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku
If you’re rockin’ this, it just ain’t gonna happen: handlebar mustache
Jun 14, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Sex
Overheard at a conference: “Post-breakout session, want to go have sex?”
Jun 11, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Funny, Haiku
Laundromats are great places to pick up women: captive audience