Aug 8, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned on Jerry Springer
Aug 8, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Uncategorized
When did MTV stop being about music and become soft porn?
Aug 2, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
He was done this time We’re talking through … til I donned my French maid outfit
Jul 29, 2011 | Body Image, Haiku
Looks only pulled off by thin, willowy women: jeggings and jumpers
Jul 28, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
As the date progressed I couldn’t help but think, “I shaved my legs for this?”
Jul 27, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
When stressed, some people want to relax and unwind. I just want to fuck.