Nov 26, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Haiku
I can’t decide if the fact that he’s Southern is a draw or drawback
Nov 25, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Nothing quite says class like blowing him right in the Hilton parking lot
Nov 24, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Construction workers: On behalf of all women, I say, “Nice hard- … hat.”
Nov 23, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
Prom is just like Lost: starts off exciting and fun but ends up sucking
Nov 22, 2011 | Haiku, Men
The best parts of fall are pumpkin spice lattes and men in flannel shirts
Sep 3, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Sometimes I find the things men to do be truly inexplicable