Dec 9, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Women
Just because I write a blog on sex doesn’t mean I’m gonna fuck you
Dec 8, 2011 | Body Image, Funny, Haiku
I really want a flat stomach, but I also really love chocolate
Dec 7, 2011 | Haiku, Spirituality
I couldn’t stand up for myself, but for you I’d kick anyone’s ass.
Dec 6, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
Why am I frigging attracted to the bad boys, and not the good guys?
Dec 5, 2011 | Being Single, Haiku, Women
I wish I could be like her, just not give a shit whether he calls back
Dec 4, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
Inevitably, the problem with breaking up is being single