Dec 16, 2011 | Haiku, Sex
Is there anything better on this great earth than sex under the stars?
Dec 15, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Wow, UPS guy. “I’m down for the boys in brown.” is my new motto
Dec 14, 2011 | Haiku, Sex
I don’t want you to move quickly. I want you to make me burn for it
Dec 13, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Sex
Hamptons parties are a lot more fun once you fuck a cater waiter
Dec 12, 2011 | Celebrities, Funny, Haiku
I swear when I watch Kim Kardashian, I can feel my IQ drop
Dec 11, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men
Don’t be that guy who, too scared to say, “We’re over,” just never calls back.