Jan 25, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
I think I’m sitting next to a Match.com date. It’s not going well.
Jan 24, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
“When she’s in a thong,” he said, “I swear to God it’s like my whole world stops.”
Jan 24, 2012 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Sex
We slept together. Now I feel attached to you. Fuck oxytocin.
Jan 20, 2012 | Dating, Haiku, Men
If you can’t even talk to me directly, what are you like in bed?
Jan 19, 2012 | Haiku, Sex
Let’s huddle up by the fire together and pet like teenagers