Sep 20, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men, Relationships
I want a divorce. Why? Cause I put a camera in our damn bedroom!
Sep 18, 2012 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Women
When I think about your hands on me it’s all I can do not to hurl
Sep 16, 2012 | Dating, Haiku
How much simpler if one of us just said it: I want to be with you
Sep 13, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
This was just supposed to be a quick summer fling. What the fuck happened!?
Sep 11, 2012 | Being Single, Haiku
I’m asking you a question with my eyes and you’re not answering it
Sep 9, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Pushovers never get to the point of pushing her over the couch