Jan 24, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
“When she’s in a thong,” he said, “I swear to God it’s like my whole world stops.”
Jan 24, 2012 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Sex
We slept together. Now I feel attached to you. Fuck oxytocin.
Jan 18, 2012 | Funny, Haiku
Who spiked the eggnog? When I get him, I’m gonna kiss him on the lips
Jan 17, 2012 | Funny, Haiku
Sexual tension is the difference between group tours that suck, or rock
Jan 14, 2012 | Being Single, Dating, Funny, Sassy Blog
For those keeping up with the saga that is my dating life, here’s one for ya: A few weeks ago I met a really cute guy and didn’t get it together (or he didn’t, depending on your perspective) to get his info. So I posted on Craigslist Missed...
Dec 19, 2011 | Body Image, Funny, Sex
The only reason we didn’t fuck right there was social convention