Feb 20, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
I want to kill you so I’m annoyed I also feel like jumping you
Feb 18, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy, Women
She stole my boyfriend. I stole him right back. Then I ran over her cat.
Feb 12, 2012 | Funny, Haiku
Is it me or is “the marrying kind” a phrase that just means “boring”?
Feb 11, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
The motivation driving most date-ers: “This time, it’ll be different!”
Feb 10, 2012 | Funny, Sex
I love my parents but Jesus Christ, can’t they stay quiet when they fuck? [Or in the UK]: I love my parents but bloody hell, can’t they stay quiet when they shag?...
Feb 8, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
How every guy would like every party to go: drink, meet, flirt, blow job!