Apr 28, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men, Women
It’s not that he has to pay… just if he doesn’t I think he’s a douche
Apr 26, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
If she asks for a long-distance relationship you are really fucked.
Apr 25, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
I get that it’s tight and awkward. But no condom? No fucking way, dude.
Apr 23, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
Best way to have me want to watch football with you: fuck me at halftime
Apr 22, 2012 | Funny, Haiku, Women
It came as a shock when I realized that, in fact, I’m kind of a bitch
Apr 20, 2012 | Funny, Sassy Blog, Women
So there’s this guy. Who REALLY pissed me off. What did I do? Well, I’m a writer. I wrote a letter. Listen, people: the range of the human experience is as vast and ever-changing as the ocean. But most of us limit the full expression of ourselves. We deem...