Jul 27, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
When stressed, some people want to relax and unwind. I just want to fuck.
Jul 26, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Spirituality
If we could harness the power of orgasm we’d solve climate change
Jul 26, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Jealousy
Italian men are unparalleled at two things: eating and cheating
Jul 22, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
It seems to me that vegans tend to mate solely with other vegans
Jul 5, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Sexiest gift I ever received: a rose and a box of Trojans Definition of “condom” according to Urban Dictionary: (be sure to read the last entry … it’s why I clipped this): A very smart invention to decrease the population...
Jun 26, 2011 | Body Image, Funny, Haiku
Whenever a bout of low self-esteem kicks in, it’s shooting range time