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Quest to Get Laid Part Deuxxx

In case you missed it, a few weeks back I was on a definitive quest to get laid, so I posted a straightforward yet apparently intoxicatingly scintillating ad on Craigslists’s Casual Encounters section, which produced monumental results. In a stunning twist of fate,...

Quest to Get Laid, Part Un

A few weeks ago I was in a bad way – I really wanted to have sex. (This theme comes up a lot, doesn’t it?) The thing is, I have standards. I’m not just gonna go out and fuck anybody. They have to pass muster. (Please note the correct use of this expression … it’s...

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