Sep 3, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Sometimes I find the things men to do be truly inexplicable
Sep 2, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
The sassiest girl will never even come close to a bitchy-ass queen
Sep 2, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku
Inevitably, the problem with breaking up is being single
Aug 24, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
I hate it when guys take off their sunglasses and aren’t quite as cute
Aug 24, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Sassy Blog, Sex
In case you missed it, a few weeks back I was on a definitive quest to get laid, so I posted a straightforward yet apparently intoxicatingly scintillating ad on Craigslists’s Casual Encounters section, which produced monumental results. In a stunning twist of fate,...
Aug 13, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Sassy Blog, Sex
A few weeks ago I was in a bad way – I really wanted to have sex. (This theme comes up a lot, doesn’t it?) The thing is, I have standards. I’m not just gonna go out and fuck anybody. They have to pass muster. (Please note the correct use of this expression … it’s...