Nov 30, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
Stefan, Damon, and Elena down by the lake. Best. Threesome. Ever.
Nov 29, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
Burberry scarves are possibly the douchiest thing I’ve ever worn
Nov 27, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
They say oysters are an aphrodisiac, but they just creep me out
Nov 25, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Nothing quite says class like blowing him right in the Hilton parking lot
Nov 24, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Construction workers: On behalf of all women, I say, “Nice hard- … hat.”
Nov 23, 2011 | Funny, Haiku
Prom is just like Lost: starts off exciting and fun but ends up sucking