Dec 9, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Women
Just because I write a blog on sex doesn’t mean I’m gonna fuck you
Dec 8, 2011 | Body Image, Funny, Haiku
I really want a flat stomach, but I also really love chocolate
Dec 6, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex, Women
Why am I frigging attracted to the bad boys, and not the good guys?
Dec 4, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
Inevitably, the problem with breaking up is being single
Dec 2, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Going to the gym sucks, but more times than not is worth it for the view For more HILARITY: People You Inevitably Meet At The Gym
Dec 1, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Men
Men are just like dogs: distractable, hump-happy and fiercely loyal