Dec 17, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
The most repressed of all the repressed people are without doubt, Catholics
Dec 15, 2011 | Funny, Haiku, Sex
Wow, UPS guy. “I’m down for the boys in brown.” is my new motto
Dec 13, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Sex
Hamptons parties are a lot more fun once you fuck a cater waiter
Dec 12, 2011 | Celebrities, Funny, Haiku
I swear when I watch Kim Kardashian, I can feel my IQ drop
Dec 11, 2011 | Dating, Funny, Haiku, Men
Don’t be that guy who, too scared to say, “We’re over,” just never calls back.
Dec 10, 2011 | Body Image, Funny, Women
The best dresses are those that showcase the right parts and hide the wrong ones