Jan 27, 2013 | Dating, Men, Sassy Blog, Women
I have a little crush on someone I shouldn’t. As in, the circumstances are such that we really shouldn’t be together … he dated someone close to me and it just wouldn’t be cool unless we got serious. But how is one supposed to know that before something has even...
Jan 24, 2013 | Being Single, Dating, Men, Sassy Blog
So there’s this guy I was seeing – we’ll call him Mickey. (Seriously – why do I always pick the most retarded names for the pseudonyms? I literally spend five minutes and come up blank. If anyone has a list of men’s names that don’t suck but also aren’t stupid or...
Nov 6, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Men, Sassy Blog
Dude, my life is FULL of Almost Maybes right now. It’s killing me. You know what I’m talking about – that guy (or girl) with whom it almost maybe works, but doesn’t quite. It’s close to what you want without actually being it, which makes it even harder to let go of....
Sep 16, 2012 | Dating, Haiku
How much simpler if one of us just said it: I want to be with you
Sep 13, 2012 | Dating, Funny, Haiku
This was just supposed to be a quick summer fling. What the fuck happened!?
Jun 29, 2012 | Dating, Men, Sassy Blog, Women
I recently dated a guy who was great on paper. Let’s call him Mike. He was smart, educated, funny, and talented in the bedroom (particularly with his mouth … mmm). We had a good time — a great time, even — but at the same time there was something … wrong. I couldn’t...