May 22, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Haiku, Sex, Women
Like beams of pure sin when she walks into a room her eyes blaze for sex
May 19, 2011 | Being Single, Body Image, Dating, Haiku, Jealousy, Sex, Women
When she saunters in eyes follow her, just as they do when she walks out.
May 18, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Men, Sex
What is the point of having a lawn if you can’t fuck the gardener?
May 16, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Haiku, Men, Women
I’m trying not to admit that when I see you I feel butterflies
May 16, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Funny, Haiku
So much in common! Like we were both alive for Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
May 15, 2011 | Being Single, Body Image, Sassy Blog, Women
Today, I was the image of a radiant woman. I saw Slumdog Millionaire for the first time a few days ago, and ever since then I have felt viscerally joyous and happy about who I am. I am ecstatic that I still have working legs. I can dance and jump and twirl and do...