Hey, wanna ride on the handlebars?

Jun 25, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku

If you’re rockin’ this, it just ain’t gonna happen: handlebar mustache  

Conference Call

Jun 14, 2011 | Being Single, Funny, Haiku, Sex

Overheard at a conference: “Post-breakout session, want to go have sex?”  

Laundromantic

Jun 11, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Funny, Haiku

Laundromats are great   places to pick up women:   captive audience      

All Tied Up

Jun 7, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Haiku, Sex

When did you last use a tie not for black tie, but to tie someone up?  

I Hate Being Nice

Jun 4, 2011 | Being Single, Men, Sassy Blog, Spirituality, Women

So I met a boy. And I like this boy. But here’s the thing: he’s nice.   I don’t want a nice boy. I want a real boy. I want a full boy. I want a boy who knows his depths, who is in touch with the part of him that would rape and pillage and kill. Not that I condone...

Nerve

Jun 3, 2011 | Being Single, Dating, Haiku

Does it make you act when you know you might never see him/her again?