How Do I Reject Thee? Let Me Count The Ways

Question for all the lads out there: how do you want me to reject you? Scenario 1: I went blues dancing last spring and met a great dancer – let’s call him JR. We had a great dance connection and I could tell he was attracted to me. I enjoyed dancing with him, but I...

The Street Approach

The other night I had a dinner lined up with my close friend Veronica. Now, Veronica has quite the work schedule: “busy” doesn’t even begin to describe it. When we can grab a free hour together, we’re giddy. And we have a lot to cover: usually everything from the past...

Quest to Get Laid Part Deuxxx

In case you missed it, a few weeks back I was on a definitive quest to get laid, so I posted a straightforward yet apparently intoxicatingly scintillating ad on Craigslists’s Casual Encounters section, which produced monumental results. In a stunning twist of fate,...

Quest to Get Laid, Part Un

A few weeks ago I was in a bad way – I really wanted to have sex. (This theme comes up a lot, doesn’t it?) The thing is, I have standards. I’m not just gonna go out and fuck anybody. They have to pass muster. (Please note the correct use of this expression … it’s...

Older Men

Dude, what is it lately with me and older men!? I’ve never really gotten approached by them but I swear in the last month there has been an epidemic. To me, “older” in the romantic sense means over five years. Within a 5-year bracket, I can handle it. It makes sense....

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