Sexiest gift I
ever received: a rose and
a box of Trojans
No glove...
Definition of “condom” according to Urban Dictionary: (be sure to read the last entry … it’s why I clipped this):
A very smart invention to decrease the population and STIs
1)no glove no love
2)don’t be silly, wrap yo’ willy
3)don’t be a fool, wrap your tool
4)don’t be a ding-dong, cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis, protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm, cover your worm
7)before you spank her, cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection, cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger, cover your wanger
10) There only a buck; get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid, wear a fuckin condom
2)don’t be silly, wrap yo’ willy
3)don’t be a fool, wrap your tool
4)don’t be a ding-dong, cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis, protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm, cover your worm
7)before you spank her, cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection, cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger, cover your wanger
10) There only a buck; get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid, wear a fuckin condom